The Daily Daze

Episode 185: GTA 6's Empowerment Conundrum: It's the Male Fantasy Versus the Feminist Myth. Which Side Will Rockstar Bless?

Pacario — Mon, 29 Dec 2025 11:00:00 +0000

The Grand Theft Auto franchise has always been controversial. Violence, misogyny, theft and bloodshed...it was the ultimate power trip for those feeling trapped by the mundanities of modern life. But now, GTA 6 is coming, slated for a 2026 release...and more than carnage and nihilism comes a different kind of outrage. Of the game's two playable stars, one is Lucia, a tough-as-balls gal--the first female, in fact, to ever lead the franchise. This could be great, with Lucia playing the perfect helpmate to Jason, her hunky co-star. Or, this could be very bad, with Lucia playing the demanding girl boss, or worse, the guilty conscience the series has always dodged before. Will picking up random girls be as fun with Lucia around? Will it be fun blowing away countless men as a smart n' sassy, belligerent feminist? Rockstar better know what it's doing...

Listeners are encouraged to check out the website lostnostalgia.com for more news, reviews, and musings on everything gaming, media, and retro related.

Thanks to Decktonic for the bumper music.

Thanks to Rewindapp Studio for "It's Summer 1987, You're Driving to Miami."

Episode 184: The Remake Fallacy: How "Redos" like The Lunar Remastered Collection Obscure--Even Subvert--Their Very History

Pacario — Thu, 24 Apr 2025 19:49:29 +0000

The gaming industry loves reboots, remakes, redos—any so-called classic from the past that can generate some easy cash. But though these rereleases supposedly honor what came before, they often do the opposite, serving only to obscure all memory of the originals. It’s a rewriting of history, essentially, with the original development teams, scripts, art, and musical scores all lost in the wake of a remake that only serves itself. The recent Lunar Remastered Collection epitomizes this problem, showing just how, under the pretense of preservation, these remakes don't elevate their forbears...they erase them.

Please visit lostnostalgia.com for more insightful news and musings into everything obscure, weird, and wistfully vintage!

Thanks to Decktonic for the opening/closing tune!

Episode 183: Nintendo Both Impresses and Depresses With the Switch 2: Good Games, Lousy Prices

Pacario — Thu, 03 Apr 2025 20:20:45 +0000

Nintendo can't seem to do wrong these days, and its press unveiling of the Switch 2 should have been another glorious moment for the golden company. But just when everything seemed perfect, the Big N got greedy: expensive games, blank game cards, upgrade fees, and iffy backwards compatibility is killing a lot of that consumer goodwill. Should people buy a Switch 2 at launch...or wait for Nintendo to gain some common sense?

Please visit www.lostnostalgia.com for everything vintage, curious, and weirdly overlooked.

Thanks to Decktonic for the opening/closing tune.

Episode 182: Sonic the Hedgehog 3 - Does Sonic's Third Film Blow Past its Predecessors...or Get Woefully Left Behind?

Pacario — Fri, 14 Feb 2025 12:00:00 +0000

The Sonic Trilogy--or, "Hollywood's Sonic" as coined by some--has always presented a rather, er, different spin on the classic character. More than cool and shrewd, this blue dude is young and playful and, really, just very lonely. But now, as of this third cinematic outing, the hedgehog's found himself a human family and a gang of furry kin--a team, so to speak, to take on the latest global threat. Yes, Dr. Robotnik is back, but this time it's Shadow who's the real powerhouse in a film that somehow manages to be both hilariously ridiculous and poignantly heartfelt. But does that mean it's good? Could Sonic 3 be the best film of the entire trilogy, the rare sequel to best its predecessors? Mr. Pacario offers his shocked, if belated, analysis.

Come visit lostnostalgia.com for more news and fun concerning everything old and retro, weird and obscure!

Thanks to Decktonic for the cover music!

Episode 181: The Arduboy FX Special Edition: Is This Tiny Black-and-White Device Worth the $100 Price?

Pacario — Thu, 23 Jan 2025 19:50:06 +0000

The Arduboy is famous for bringing back Nintendo's Game Boy 8-bit style of gaming, albeit in a credit card-size form factor. In 2016, the gadget was both cool and chic--unique and boutique. In 2025, however, can the tiny machine still survive against newer handhelds built for more power and prestige? Note: As of 1/23/25, the system is currently on sale for $59.00 on the Arduboy website: Arduboy FX Special Edition — Arduboy

For more curated celebration of everything old, obscure, or forgotten, check out lostnostalgia.com

Thanks to Decktonic for the opening/ending tune.

Episode 180: Remastering the Past - Instead of Remaking the Greats, Why Don't Companies Redo Their Mistakes?

Pacario — Wed, 30 Oct 2024 10:00:00 +0000

Gaming has entered the doldrums--a downturn in the art form where companies struggle to produce anything of worth...or even new. Playing safe is now the strategy...but if remakes are our unfortunate future, why not at least redo the games people missed the first time around? We don't need more Sonic or Mario. We need more Dragon Valor, more Einhander, more Haunting Ground!

For more new musings on old things, swing by lostnostalgia.com

Thanks to Decktonic for the opening/closing tune.

Episode 179: The Brawler Renaissance: Are the 2020s a Comeback, or just a Final Gasp, for the Long Suffering Genre?

Pacario — Sun, 13 Oct 2024 13:00:00 +0000

The brawler is certainly a genre of classics, from Final Fight to Castle Crashers. And recently, the category has enjoyed a certain return to glory with all sorts of new entries suddenly appearing on scene. And yet, is this really a comeback, a true return from the dead? Or is the beat 'em up fated to fade once this little fad, this little trend, runs its course and ends again?

Visit lostnostalgia.com for more retro and golden oldie news.

Thanks to Decktonic for the opening/closing tune.

Episode 178: The Princess Peach Paradox - The Classical Princess Versus the Maiden of Change

Pacario — Sun, 29 Sep 2024 10:00:00 +0000

Princess Peach seems to be the maiden of a thousand faces. Who is she, really? The sweet, serene princess of classical, Marian sensibility? Or the hot-blooded battle maiden always happy for action? Is she gentle? An innocent soul? A girl in need of a champion? Or does she save herself, needing no hero…not even the stalwart Mario? In this episode, by means of Nintendo’s Super Princess Peach DS game, the damsel is given her due scrutiny—a character analysis that strives to define the graceful girl that once stood for all that’s elegant, feminine, and good.

Please visit lostnostalgia.com for more deep thoughts on old stuff!

Thanks to Decktonic for the opening/ending tune.

Episode 177: Video Game Preservation and the Vimm's Lair Scare: Why is the Industry Killing its History?

Pacario — Thu, 20 Jun 2024 10:55:55 +0000

Unlike film and book preservation, video games are always under attack; often, ironically, by their very makers. Once again, the ESA's cabal of Nintendo, Sega, Sony, and like-minded tyrants have united to strike down a ROM preservation website--this one being Vimm's Lair, an esteemed gaming curation destination brimming with the industry's storied past. What's more, it's one of the last. This episode examines the ramifications wrought by the greedy corporate machines who would destroy their history in exchange for profit and control...thereby erasing the art form's past and betraying its very future.

Please visit lostnostalgia.com for news and reviews on everything vintage, historic, obscure, and weird.

Thanks to Decktonic for the opening/closing tune.

Episode 176: Sega Does What Nintendon’t? Thirty Years Later, Which Home Console Really Won the 16-Bit War?

Pacario — Sun, 09 Jun 2024 09:41:05 +0000

Sega's Genesis (Mega Drive) and Nintendo's Super Nintendo - they were the topic of every school debate in the early '90s, but decades later, these rival machines STILL trigger passionate reactions in dedicated fans. Which system really was "the best?" Usually, it depends on who's being asked, but hindsight never lies. Looking back, one system was great...but the other became timeless. One was money well spent, but the other became transcendent...its titles still a source of inspiration for aspiring game design. One is remembered...but one is still relevant.

Visit lostnostalgia.com for more old-school, wistful goodness.

Thanks to Decktonic for the opening/closing tune.

Episode 175: Sega's Sonic the Hedgehog Problem - Is "Going Fast" No Longer Enough?

Pacario — Sun, 26 May 2024 09:40:41 +0000

Sonic the Hedgehog is still a gaming superstar, but his games appeal to different audiences. Some prefer his classic 2-D excursions; others like his more free-roaming adventures. And yet, the complaints are rife for either approach: "2-D Sonic can't do anything new/3-D Sonic misses the point!" Are these naysayers being unreasonable...or might they have a point? Might they be noticing...a certain inconvenient truth?

Visit lostnostalgia.com for more retro news and reviews.

Thanks to Decktonic for the intro/outro tune

Episode 174: The Freaky Friday Franchise Analyzed and Criticized: Four Freaky Movies and a Kooky Book

Pacario — Sun, 12 May 2024 09:30:29 +0000

The "switcheroo" or "body swap" is an oft-repeated trope in cartoons, books, and film...but the premise stems from a singular source. After author Mary Rodgers imagined a daughter swapping bodies with her pretty mother, a new franchise--nay, a new genre--was born. Today's show examines the freaky franchise five times over: 1 book, 4 films. Are they kitschy classics or simply kitsch?

Some are definitely freakier than others.

Episode 173: Video Games vs. The Human Imagination: Do Modern, Hyper-Detailed Games Block Our Ability to Imagine Beyond the Obvious?

Pacario — Tue, 23 Apr 2024 10:40:44 +0000

One’s imagination is precious--it's the tool one uses to visualize the spoken, the inferred, the otherwise unseen. But do modern games, what with their HD photorealism...rob people of this fundamental, very human ability? Maybe games don't need to be quite so...on the nose.

Visit www.lostnostalgia.com for more old-school goodness.

Thanks to Decktonic for the tune.

Episode 172: Donkey Kong '94: Why Hasn't Nintendo Remade the Forsaken Game Boy Classic?

Pacario — Sun, 07 Apr 2024 09:54:29 +0000

Nintendo loves remaking and remastering its ancient games, including the 2024 rerelease of Mario vs. Donkey Kong. But with all the reboots and redos, why doesn't the Big N bring back the ape's best--the Game Boy's phenomenal Donkey Kong '94? Isn't it time to revisit this tragically neglected classic?

Please visit www.lostnostalgia.com for more critical thought and retrospection on all things vintage.

Thanks to Decktonic for the music.

Episode 171: Martinet vs. Mario: After 29 Years, Why Did Nintendo Surprise-Retire Charles Martinet, the World-Recognized Voice Actor?

Pacario — Tue, 26 Mar 2024 11:33:15 +0000

For nearly 29 years, Charles Martinet had provided Nintendo's Super Mario with his iconic voice. All the "wahoos" and "mama mias" came courtesy of the actor's style and invention. In a very real sense, Martinet was Mario; he'd become the face of the world-recognized star. And that, perhaps, was exactly the problem. In 2023, The Big N "retired" Martinet in favor of an unknown performer with little experience...leaving fans sad and plenty baffled. Why did Nintendo drop its long-running celebrity? The reasons are one of jealousy and money; as this episode explores, no servant shall rise above his master.

Please visit www.lostnostalgia.com for more critical thought and retrospection on all things vintage.

Thanks to Decktonic for the music.

Episode 170: Mario's Movie vs. Mario's Mythos - The Super Mario Bros. Movie Analyzed

Pacario — Sun, 18 Jun 2023 09:20:04 +0000

The Super Mario Bros. Movie is a huge hit, but the fans must decide--does it support, or subvert, the character's lore and legacy? Mr. Pacario compares the film with Mario's (once?) accepted origin, examining the complements and contradictions between the classic canon and its big-screen counterpart. The fairy tale versus the blockbuster, essentially...

Swing by www.lostnostalgia.com for more thoughtful perspectives and retrospectives on the world of popular art and lost media, the niche and nostalgic, plus everything in-between!

Thanks to decktonic.com for the opening/closing tune!

Episode 169: Pondering Ponyo - A Masterful Production With Some Masterful Problems

Pacario — Sun, 11 Sep 2022 09:12:59 +0000

The illustrious Studio Ghibli is one of the industry's preeminent leaders in theatrical anime, and standing at its center is the legendary animator and director, Hayao Miyazaki. Indeed, his name is almost synonymous with the studio itself thanks to his many mesmerizing films, from the whimsical My Neighbor Totoro to the sometimes grim and violent Princess Mononoke. But one work stands apart from his others--not because it's the best, but because it's the weirdest. And most inexplicable. And maybe...just maybe...a little bit flawed. For this podcast, we examine the beautifully rendered but often nonsensical, Ponyo. Does it honor the Ghibli brand? Or is this film just too fishy for its own good?

Please visit www.lostnostalgia.com for more anime, gaming, and retro goodness!

Thanks to decktonic.com for the bumper music

Episode 168: Pocky and Rocky Reshrined Review: The Classic Gets a Second Chance

Pacario — Fri, 05 Aug 2022 08:44:05 +0000

Not known for its shooters, the Super Nintendo still hosted one of the greatest shoot 'em ups of the 16-bit age--the inimitable Pocky and Rocky. The game's obscure status, however, meant that millions missed experiencing this sublime romp...until now, that is. Thanks to developer Natsume, the series returns as Pocky and Rocky Reshrined, a remake/sequel hybrid ready to be played by a new generation of gamers. But, is it still good? That's, hmmm, a complicated question.

Episode 167: Scoping Out Project A-KO - Is the Classic '80s Anime Still A-OK?

Pacario — Mon, 30 May 2022 10:24:00 +0000

Early anime lovers from decades ago know of Project A-KO--it was one of the 1980's great anime films, serving as both an introduction for new fans of the medium, and a brave, farcical sendup for those already well-acquainted with the art form. But, years later, does this brash fantasy of beautiful, superpowered school girls raining destruction across a picturesque cityscape still entertain? Still hold relevancy? Still make sense? Pacario provides his own analysis, deciding whether Project A-KO is a-ok!

Episode 166: A Movie Review of Sonic the Hedgehog 2 - A Cinematic Gem or Artistic Sin?

Pacario — Mon, 25 Apr 2022 09:58:04 +0000

After Sonic the Hedgehog's first film became a big hit with the movie-going public, the Blue Blur returns for the inevitable sequel. Does it surpass its predecessor...or does it sink like so many sequels before? (If only Sonic could swim!)

Thanks to decktonic.com for the theme music.

Episode 165: E.T. and Atari's Shame: Does Howard Warshaw Deserve the Blame?

Pacario — Mon, 27 Dec 2021 14:05:19 +0000

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial for the Atari 2600...is it really the worst game of all time? Did it really spark the downfall of Atari? Should its creator, Howard Scott Warshaw, be blamed for almost tanking an entire industry? Here, Mr. Pacario explores these very questions, analyzing the tricky particulars--the arguments for and against--Mr. Warshaw's role in what is now deigned The Great Video Game Crash of 1983. It's a fascinating story, a potent thought experiment, and a sinking look into the human heart and mind...

Episode 164: The Great Gamer's Quiz Musical Showdown - 20 Secs to Guess!

Pacario — Sun, 10 Oct 2021 12:21:15 +0000

Video games are often loved as much for their sweet music as their (hopefully) engaging gameplay, a truth this particular episode is anxious to illustrate! 22 amazing tunes await the avid listener in what might be the most ambitious Great Gamer's Quiz yet! In 20 seconds (more-or-less), gamers will try to identify some legendary melodies. Or...they can simply kick back and enjoy the beautiful ballet at hand. And expect a few surprises...a certain a capella star might just pop up with a couple of his own scintillating renditions!

Thanks to decktonic.com for the theme music.

And thank you, Mr. Smooth McGroove, for providing the Net with such righteous renditions of everything retro! Check him out here: https://smoothmcgroove.bandcamp.com

Episode 163: The Arduboy FX - Tiny, Affordable, and Super Adorable!

Pacario — Sun, 25 Jul 2021 12:31:36 +0000

Once again, portable gaming systems are becoming all the rage, and the Arduboy FX might be the most unique among the current deluge of handheld entertainment. The size of a credit card--yet packing over 200 games and apps!--this little device pays tribute to Nintendo's Game Boy, yet fully embraces the can-do spirit of the modern gaming scene. So, is it worth a purchase? Mr. Pacario provides his answer in this candid review.

Episode 162: The Debate About Limited Run Games: A Company to Respect...or Reject?

Pacario — Mon, 12 Jul 2021 10:02:36 +0000

Limited Run Games, or LRG, became celebrated for converting rare and digital-only games into physical editions, then selling them in "limited" quantities to anxious collectors. At least, that's how it was supposed to go. But now, as LRG grows bloated on the goodwill, and cash, of a swarming fanbase, some are questioning the company's manipulative methods and marketing practices. Could this noble enterprise not be so pristine as originally believed? Mr. Pacario devotes the show to discussing just how far the company has strayed from its original ideals.

Episode 161: Bubble Bobble Downsized and Done Right? The Classic Gets the Mini Treatment!

Pacario — Mon, 29 Mar 2021 10:19:34 +0000

The legendary arcade game comes home in miniature form courtesy of Numskull, the UK-based company specializing in everything retro. It's a slick-looking machine, too, but how well does it play? Is it worth the premium price? Mr. Pacario discusses the machine and the game within, then ponders the company itself--will Numskull keep producing these tiny replicas, or is it likely to leave this niche industry behind?

Pics of the Bubble Bobble machine can be seen here: https://www.destructoid.com/--624156.phtml#post

Thanks to YouTube's DJMykah and Miles' Games for the excellent Bubble Bobble remixes. And lastly, kudos to Decktonic.com for the great opening/closing chiptune!

Episode 160: Mario's Manga Hits the West and Bubble Bobble Gets Some Respect

Pacario — Mon, 15 Feb 2021 11:44:40 +0000

For this brief but no less spiffy entry, Mr. Pacario reviews Super Mario Manga Mania, the first official Western adaptation of the long-running comic series. Perhaps even more exciting, however, is Pac-Man's own celebratory book--Pac-Man: Birth of an Icon--coming soon from www.cookandbecker.com. And lastly, thanks to the U.K.-based company Numskull, the classic arcade game Bubble Bobble is gracing homes again in a glorious new form. For collectors and avid fans of the series, this jaw-dropping showpiece could be the game's ultimate release!

Thanks to Decktonic.com for the groovy opening/closing tune!

Episode 159: Is Retronauts Dishonest? The Podcast's Dubious Link to Limited Run Games...

Pacario — Mon, 04 Jan 2021 11:07:13 +0000

When it comes to talking classic games, few shows can match the renowned Retronauts podcast, a production that has long celebrated the gaming pastime’s colorful history. But with the show’s host and founder, Jeremy Parish, now moonlighting over at publishing house Limited Run Games in various capacities, is the show still as pure and transparent as before? Or is the production now being subverted, subtly or not, into an LRG marketing tool? Mr. Pacario analyzes what’s becoming an obvious conflict-of-interest.

Episode 158: Worth the Coin? The Super Mario Bros. Game and Watch Mini Review!

Pacario — Sun, 29 Nov 2020 14:47:57 +0000

At long last, Nintendo has graced us with a new mini...but it's not quite the Game Boy Classic many wanted. Rather, it's the rebirth of the old Game and Watch line, with Super Mario Bros. its showcase piece. The gadget's a nifty callback to the past...but is it worth the modern asking price? Mr. Pacario drops some thoughts in this quickie, bite-sized review.

Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

The Death of the 3DS, plus Super Mario 3D All-Stars Breaks Some Hearts

Pacario — Mon, 05 Oct 2020 08:45:26 +0000

Death comes for everyone, and the 3DS is no exception--the dual-screened device has officially been abandoned, sort of, by the ever practical Big N. Mr. Pacario gives the system a fitting eulogy before tackling a more controversial matter--Nintendo's Super Mario 3D All-Stars, released in decidedly uninspired form. Is this really the company's best? (Note: I apologize for the minor audio issues a few minutes in...the sound will correct itself after a couple moments.)

Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

The TurboGrafx-16 Mini: A Sweet, Deep, and Comprehensively Complete Review

Pacario — Sun, 09 Aug 2020 08:36:54 +0000

After Nintendo and Sega took their turns, it was only fitting the TurboGrafx-16 also receive the mini treatment. A system both overlooked and underappreciated during the 8 and 16-bit eras, Konami has seen fit to give it an extra life with this tinier edition. Indeed, it's a sweet box of "what ifs"...a compilation of obscure but no less engaging games deserving of another chance. And so, as promised, here is the exhaustively in-depth review of not only the Turbo Mini itself, but every one of its 57 games. It's the longest show in Daily Daze history!

Check out Pacario's occasionally updated blog here: https://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Pacario

Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

Seeking the Ultimate Game Boy? The Analogue Pocket May be the Finest of Handheld Toys...

Pacario — Mon, 03 Aug 2020 11:43:03 +0000

What's better than the Nintendo Switch or PlayStation Vita? It might just be the Analogue Pocket, a slick, Game Boy-like device capable of playing an assortment of history's greatest gaming relics. With the device soon up for preorder, Mr. Pacario lists the system's many frills, features, and incredible options...along with one or two unfortunate drawbacks. Indeed, is this mighty handheld really worth the asking price? That is the pointed question...

Check out Pacario's occasionally updated blog here: https://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Pacario

Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

Sega Announces the Astro City Mini! Let's Celebrate With This Mini Quiz!

Pacario — Sun, 19 Jul 2020 08:45:11 +0000

Sega is back with another miniature snack! After the nifty Mega Drive Mini and the loco Game Gear Micro, the company is going for a three-for-all with its Astro City machine, a cute all-in-one console with an assortment of rarely seen arcade games! Although little has been revealed, Mr. Pacario divulges the scants facts before proceeding with a "mini" Great Gamer's Quiz. Indeed, ace this test to prove your worthiness for what could be Sega's bestest system yet!

Check out Pacario's occasionally updated blog here: https://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Pacario

Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

Lost in the Podcast Abyss? These Top Shows Should Not Be Missed...

Pacario — Sun, 12 Jul 2020 08:44:35 +0000

Along with countless movies, shows, and video games to consume, people must also choose between thousands of new podcasts appearing on a rapid-fire, weekly basis. And guess what? Most of these shows are junk! Luckily, Mr. Pacario is here to recommend six sublime shows of true worth and fun--from the cinephile's Now Playing to the sometimes creepy Extraterrestrial. In other words, these are podcasts for all those who love gaming, movies, retro nostalgia...and just a touch of weird.

Check out Pacario's occasionally updated blog here: https://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Pacario

Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

The Forced Gluttony of Gaming: How Gamers Are Being Crushed by Endless Stuff

Pacario — Sun, 05 Jul 2020 08:43:46 +0000

Gamers complain about a lot of things...the most ironic, perhaps, is having too much content. In other words--too many games releasing every week! It's a weird problem that others of a different time would have loved to share, but there's truth to the complaint. Gamers are drowning in freebies, indies, Twitch streams, and cheap DLC without a proper way to escape...or keep up. But is this "problem" really such a bad thing? Maybe, maybe not, but it wasn't always this way. Welcome to the "gamer glut."

Check out Pacario's occasionally updated blog here: https://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Pacario

Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

The Great Gamer's Quiz, Musical Journeys--A Test, and Testament, to Gaming's Symphonic Glories

Pacario — Sun, 28 Jun 2020 08:54:16 +0000

For those who love the more audible side of gaming, this episode will draw them into that illustrious past while also highlighting the occasional modern day masterpiece. Indeed, music--especially that of the gaming persuasion--has always possessed the unique quality of making even the darkest days seem brighter. This quiz might challenge one's memory...but more importantly, may it bring everyone a sense of needed peace.

Check out Pacario's occasionally updated blog here: https://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Pacario

Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

Sega Misfires With its Game Gear Micro...and Arcade1UP Brings Ms. Pac-Man Home!

Pacario — Sun, 21 Jun 2020 08:47:50 +0000

Don't say mini, say micro! Yep, Sega actually goes there with its tinier than dinky line of miniature Game Gears...while on the larger side of things, Arcade1UP unveils its next slate of home arcade machines, including the oft-sought Ms. Pac-Man. But whether teeny or supreme, are any of these machines really worth the money? Mr. Pacario gives his best early impressions.

Check out Pacario's occasionally updated blog here: https://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Pacario

Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

It's Been 40 Years Already?! Celebrating Pac-Man's Life and Legacy

Pacario — Sun, 07 Jun 2020 08:44:21 +0000

Was 1980 really that long ago? Indeed, the year 2020 marks the 40th anniversary (or birthday) of gaming's greatest icon--the titular Pac-Man. For a time, the globular marble dominated pop culture in a way no mascot--even the almighty Mario--has ever achieved since. But beyond his command of the cultural zeitgeist, Pac-Man essentially gave birth to the modern gaming scene, granting the medium its first relatable hero. For this podcast, Mr. Pacario reflects upon what makes the character both so timeless and important...and what keeps him relevant today.

Check out Pacario's occasionally updated blog here: https://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Pacario

Thanks to Buckner and Garcia for their amazing music!

Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

The TurboGrafx-16 Mini Means Business!--But Does it Beat the Competition?

Pacario — Sun, 31 May 2020 08:36:27 +0000

Turbo trumps virus! Indeed, after being delayed by the infamous plague, the TurboGrafx-16 Mini finally takes the West. Question is...was it worth the wait? Mr. Pacario provides his initial impressions regarding the almost mythical system and its generous trove of jubilant gems.

Check out Pacario's occasionally updated blog here: https://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Pacario

Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

The Great Gamer's Quiz, Loot Box Remix - Gaming Goodness to Test Your Intellect

Pacario — Sun, 24 May 2020 08:42:02 +0000

After a slight delay, the next Great Gamer's Quiz is ready to be played! This one's a hodgepodge of trivia taken from the entirety of the hobby - only the most well-versed gaming acolytes will survive! So whether carpooling to work or trapped at home, let this quiz prove, once and for all, you are indeed a gaming maven.

Check out Pacario's occasionally updated blog here: https://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Pacario

Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

Is Limited Run Games About Preservation...or Crass Profiteering? - Another Controversy Hits the Company

Pacario — Sun, 17 May 2020 08:53:00 +0000

Limited Run Games prides itself on the "preservation" of digital titles, and for a while, collectors adored it. But times change, and the LRG of today seems more bent on manipulating gamers than truly serving the art form. Indeed, the company's recent stumble with its "exclusive" Streets of Rage 4 preorder has left many feeling burned. As always, Mr. Pacario is happy to investigate the matter.

Check out Pacario's occasionally updated blog here: https://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Pacario

Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

Seeking a Full Set? These Consoles are a Collector's Best Bet...

Pacario — Sun, 10 May 2020 08:46:57 +0000

Collecting video games is time-consuming. Collecting video games is expensive. And for hunters desperate to own a complete set of a particular system, the going is often impossible. But all is not lost! In this episode, Mr. Pacario suggests different ways one might achieve a "full" set, while also pointing out the remaining consoles in which procuring a perfect library is still even remotely possible.

Check out Pacario's occasionally updated blog here: https://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Pacario

Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

The Collector vs. the Hoarder - How Much Stuff...is too Much?

Pacario — Sun, 03 May 2020 08:43:00 +0000

Collecting video games has become a popular pastime. But for some, it's more than that--collecting is their life, with libraries mounting into the thousands. At which point do stashes like these go from impressive to excessive? From being a nifty collection to an unfortunate addiction? Mr. Pacario, a collector himself, takes an honest look at the phenomenon.

Check out Pacario's occasionally updated blog here: https://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Pacario

Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

The Great Gamer's Quiz Hyper Edition - A Hectic Test of Nostalgic Stress

Pacario — Sun, 26 Apr 2020 08:54:36 +0000

Great news! The Great Gamer's Quiz returns for a speedy, rapid fire, turbo-charged installment. Yep, questions will be asked and answers expected...all within a scant few seconds. Can you best your friends or prove your worth within the strict time limit? Now's the time to spread that gamer cred!

Check out Pacario's occasionally updated blog here: https://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Pacario

Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

The Beauty of Backwards Compatibility...and How the Next Gen Systems are Failing the Past

Pacario — Sun, 19 Apr 2020 08:58:46 +0000

Want to play 3DS games on your Switch? You can't! Want to play PS3 games on your PS4? You can't! Alas, wouldn't it be great if the next Xbox, PlayStation, and Nintendo console could play every game from the past twenty years, thus preserving gamers' hard won collections? Well, depending on the company, gamers might just get their wish...or be bitterly disappointed.

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The TurboGrafx-16 Mini Rises in Japan--'Tis the End of the Mini Machine Fad?

Pacario — Sun, 12 Apr 2020 08:48:26 +0000

The TurboGrafx-16 Mini, along with its foreign counterparts the CoreGrafx and PC Engine, have all graced that magical land of Japan...while the rest of the world continues to wait. Are early impressions, well, impressive? Opinions vary, but there's a greater question at stake--after this system sees full release, can gamers expect more mini machines? Or is the market, in fact, dead?

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The Great Gamer's Quiz, Soundtrack Fest: A Musical Celebration to Test Your Best

Pacario — Sun, 05 Apr 2020 08:44:23 +0000

At last, another Great Gamer's Quiz arrives, this time celebrating some of gaming's finest symphonic--and oftentimes iconic--tracks and melodies. Indeed, the aspiring connoisseur will revel in a montage of ten awe-inspiring pieces with the aim, naturally, of proclaiming the game and origin of each one. Should be easy for any gaming expert...but newbs are sure to still enjoy the journey!

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The Japanese Mega Drive Mini Review: Worth Importing, or Worth Ignoring?

Pacario — Sun, 29 Mar 2020 11:05:44 +0000

The Sega Genesis Mini arrived in September 2019, but that's only a third of the story. Two more versions of the system exist! And so, Mr. Pacario procured the Japanese unit, treating himself to an array of games very different from its Western counterpart. But...different doesn't always mean better. Indeed, is the Japanese Mini worth the money? This review should clarify the issue.

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Numskull's Mini Ms. Pac-Man Machine: A Rushed, Overdue Review

Pacario — Sun, 15 Mar 2020 15:03:39 +0000

After a lengthy delay, Mr. Pacario has finally procured Numskull's 1/4 scale Ms. Pac-Man machine...and indeed, she's quite the looker! Fully playable and nearly identical to her larger counterpart, this device is a nice display piece, but is it worth the premium price? Mr. Pacario shares his thoughts and advice.

Check out Pacario's blog for pics and a written, more deliberate review here: https://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Pacario/ms-pac-man-is-back-in-numskull-s-new-mini-machine-a-quick-unboxing-and-review-582881.phtml

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The Great Gamer's Quiz, Quick Pick Edition: Test Your Prowess on Gaming's Best

Pacario — Sun, 08 Mar 2020 09:15:54 +0000

Just how well do you know your favorite pastime, anyway? Indeed, treat yourself to a fine assortment of gaming goodness, this time in the form of some clever trivia spread across gaming's best, most iconic titles. Gaming vets, gurus, and prodigies might just nab that perfect score...while everyone else will at least learn something grand about gaming's amazing past.

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Speeding to the Big Screen: Is the Sonic the Hedgehog Movie Worth the Rings to See?

Pacario — Sun, 01 Mar 2020 10:26:06 +0000

The Blue Blur. The Blue Dude. The Blue Buzzsaw. Yep, the Hedgehog has returned, but this time it's a sprint to the screen as Sonic enjoys his first theatrical film. Yet, thanks to a horrific early trailer, this is a movie once surrounded by controversy. "Dumpster fire!" many were eager to say. Fortunately, the movie now seems to proving the naysayers wrong, but...is it really as good as others are daring to claim? Mr. Pacario's has his own thoughts regarding this new take on the mascot.

Thanks to Smooth McGroove and String Player Gamer for their fine renditions of Sonic's most classic melody!

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Dragon Ball Super's Uber Conclusion: Pondering the Epic Tournament of Power

Pacario — Sun, 23 Feb 2020 10:23:13 +0000

Dragon Ball, that long loved series, returned after years of hiatus with Dragon Ball Super, a series that both entertained and disappointed the fanbase. Being a self-proclaimed "amateur" disciple of the series, Mr. Pacario uses this episode to share his thoughts regarding Super's finale, the epic Tournament of Power. Does it satisfy and redeem the series as a whole, and more importantly...is it good enough to make fans begin salivating for more kamehameha goodness to come? The future is looking bright.

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Are Video Games Doomed to a Digital Future? The Sad State of Physical Ownership.

Pacario — Sun, 16 Feb 2020 10:17:54 +0000

The advent of digital media has brought many gifts, including the ease of convenience and more games than anyone could ever play. But the sacrifice? Physical copies of our favorite games--carts, cards, and discs, not to mention manuals and other amenities--look doomed to disappear. In this bite-sized 'sode, Mr. Pacario examines the pastime's slow crawl away from tangible media and into a digital future in which even the concept of ownership is a losing proposition.

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The Great Gamer's Quiz, The Sonic the Hedgehog Edition: Test Your Fandom Against This Quickest of Quizzes

Pacario — Sun, 09 Feb 2020 10:28:25 +0000

To celebrate Sonic's first theatrical film, it's only natural to present a new Great Gamer's Quiz, this one dedicated to everything blue and blurry. Are you a true Sonic fan? Do you count hedgehogs in your sleep? Do you have an uncanny need for speed? Then take a quick detour and give this quiz a listen--and see where you stand in Sonic's pantheon of fans.

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The Fantastic, Sometimes Tragic Classics of Animation: From Cats Don't Dance to Tenchi Muyo

Pacario — Sun, 02 Feb 2020 10:26:58 +0000

This week's show is a splash of animated favorites from ages past. Classic shorts, huge Disney epics, anime, and the sadly underrated are among those Mr. Pacario has yanked from his memory banks. As we old-timers love to say, "They don't make them like they used to!"

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The Surreal, Weird, and Peculiar, Part 1: Pooyan, the First "Kooky" Shooter

Pacario — Sun, 26 Jan 2020 10:11:00 +0000

Games, like any art form, can prove to be a weird window into its creator(s)' soul. Indeed, even the most conventional genres can be bent into something wildly unexpected. Enter Pooyan, a certainly offbeat title that takes the basic gameplay of, say, Galaga, but turns it sideways and adds a dash of pork! For this mini-episode, Mr. Pacario describes this oft-overlooked but worthy shooter.

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The Great Gamer's Quiz, Collector's Edition: Can You Name These Rarest of Games, Finest of Finds?

Pacario — Sun, 19 Jan 2020 10:14:51 +0000

Get ready, all you gaming collectors! Indeed, with gamers often spending more time hoarding and displaying their vast libraries than actually playing them, this Gamer's Quiz is strictly devoted to that facet of the hobby. Yep, from the rarest Atari games ever released to obscure Nintendo amiibos, this test will determine just how much one actually knows about the high-dollar world of obscure game collecting...while imparting some sage wisdom as well. Note: There is one factual error I noticed at post--a certain sealed game that sold for "$1,150" actually sold for $100,150. I misspoke. Sorry!

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The Current State of Game Collecting, Plus Arcade1UP's CES Presentation

Pacario — Sun, 12 Jan 2020 10:10:09 +0000

Another year, another chance to reflect on the state of game collecting--is it still worth hunting down all those hidden treasures, from sealed NES games to multiple copies of Luigi's Mansion 3, and then hoarding them for twenty years or more? Mr. Pacario provides his best insight into these matters, then goes into lighter fare as he drools over Arcade1Up's most recent CES announcements. It's an info overload.

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Is the Home Arcade Industry Doomed? Plus, Numskull's Mini Galaxian Review

Pacario — Sun, 05 Jan 2020 10:05:52 +0000

'Tis a two-prong show this week--first, Mr. Pacario provides his thoughts on Numskull's recently released Galaxian 1/4 scale arcade machine. From there, he proceeds to analyze the entire home arcade market that has seemingly sprung out of nowhere. Indeed, how many of these nifty but hefty attractions can people collect before they simply cannot find room for more? Is this a market facing an inevitable end? Tough questions for a line of collectibles that are, truly, quite cool!

If you're looking for some more information--and a bevy of pics--concerning this product, feel free to head over to Pacario's blog: https://www.destructoid.com/--577265.phtml#post

Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

The Importance of Buying Imports: Great Games to Grab From Japan

Pacario — Sun, 22 Dec 2019 10:15:34 +0000

Being a gamer in the '90s wasn't easy--for every great game we got here in the West, there was another cool title left abandoned in Japan. And in some cases (*ahem* Saturn Bomberman), even the games we did get now command price tags that far exceed what most can afford. The solution? Importing! And in this episode, Mr. Pacario reviews some of his recent acquisitions from that marvelous wonderland that is Japan.

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The Great Gamer's Quiz, PlayStation Anniversary Edition: Are You a Winner, or a Sony Pretender?

Pacario — Sun, 15 Dec 2019 10:17:49 +0000

As impossible as it seems, the original PlayStation has just shot past its 25th birthday. Yep, for over a quarter of a century, the PlayStation has been there, brightening lives with what is now a seemingly endless array of entertainment. And so, to both celebrate and pay our respects, this hereby Gamer's Quiz focuses on everything PS1 circa the 1990s. How well do you know this little gray box that changed the world?

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A Newbie's Musings on Dragon Ball Super, Part 2: Finally Meeting the Excellence of Z?

Pacario — Sun, 08 Dec 2019 10:40:19 +0000

'Tis time for another round of Dragon Ball; with too many arcs to cram for a single show, Mr. Pacario, the self-proclaimed novice of the franchise, narrows his focus to the middle arcs, including the outrageous Goku Black/Future Trunks storyline. Is Super finally finding its path, inching closer to the legacy of excellence that was Dragon Ball Z? Mr. Pacario tries to decide...

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A Newbie's Musings on Dragon Ball Super: Does the Show Honor 'Z ' and Everything Before?

Pacario — Tue, 26 Nov 2019 16:39:10 +0000

After taking a short break, Mr. Pacario returns with some thoughts concerning Dragon Ball Super, the long-awaited revival to the venerable Dragon Ball Z. Is this new series a proper continuation to what made Z so dramatic, epic, and endearing, or is it just the same old, same old? Or worse, does it betray the very foundation that made Z so great? With no preconceptions, Mr. Pacario tries to decide.

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The Great Gamer's Quiz Musical Challenge: Can You Name These Famed Tunes of Gaming?

Pacario — Sun, 17 Nov 2019 10:15:30 +0000

Taking a break from everything Dragon Ball, this week we venture back into gaming's domain with a stirring Great Gamer's Quiz. As always, the idea is to score a perfect '10'--or, at least, to beat your friends as a stream of questions are funneled your way. And this time, the theme is music; ten of gaming's top musical scores will soon greet your ears, so...even if you fail miserably, this should still be a bright delight to your ears. Happy listening!

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Learning to Like Dragon Ball GT: A Newbie's Take on the Franchise's Most Polarizing Show

Pacario — Sun, 10 Nov 2019 09:58:32 +0000

Part 2 of a newb's journey through the bombastic world of Dragon Ball, GT-style! Yes, after hopscotching around Z's greatest moments, it's time to endure its strange off-shoot, a series some love, but many more love to hate. Is GT really so awful? Having no serious attachment to Goku and company beforehand, maybe your humble host can uncover the truth, or at least a compromise between the extremes.

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Learning to Love Dragon Ball Z: A Newbie's Take on the Epic Series

Pacario — Sun, 03 Nov 2019 10:23:59 +0000

No gaming talk this week--instead, it's all about Dragon Ball! Or rather, my late entry into the series. That's right, I'm just now really appreciating a show many have adored now for over a generation. So take this episode as you will--a newb sharing his thoughts on an epic he's just beginning to understand...but can't wait to talk about!

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Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

The Great Gamer's Quiz, Game Boy Trivia Test--Do Your Best, or Take a Guess!

Pacario — Sun, 27 Oct 2019 09:26:57 +0000

Anxious to prove your gamer cred? Need to prove your Nintendo devotion? Desperate to prove your Game Boy expertise? Then behold this handy quiz, designed to let you, gamer extraordinaire, to outshine the rabble with your gaming brilliance. Good luck, and may the pasta be with you!

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It's Here! A True Review of Replicade's Mini Street Fighter 2!

Pacario — Sun, 20 Oct 2019 08:57:27 +0000

Collecting miniaturized arcade games has become all the rage as of late, and New Wave Toys with its Replicade line of classic minis has been at the forefront of the movement. Indeed, after a couple of stumbles, the company has just released its latest creation--a remarkable "tinyfied" take on Street Fighter 2 Champion Edition. Is it worth a collector's dollars? Tune in and see!

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Games I Love Despite What the Internet Says--Defending Gems that "Haven't Aged Well"

Pacario — Mon, 14 Oct 2019 12:49:35 +0000

Time is perhaps a game's greatest enemy--a title once heralded as an "instant classic" or a "perfect 10" can often seem surprisingly average, even lackluster, a mere decade later. So, in this episode, Mr. Pacario picks out some of these games that "haven't aged well" and defends their once good name.

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Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

Arcade1UP's TMNT Seen! Mario Kart Tour Paywalls! Nintendo's Drifting Issues!--Yep, a Bag of Good and Bad

Pacario — Sun, 06 Oct 2019 09:46:47 +0000

Unlike most art forms and hobbies, gaming is always changing--always caught in a constant state of flux, which can be a good or bad thing. This week, there's a lot of news to unravel concerning Nintendo and some exciting home arcade developments. So, yeah, a double whammy of "Mama Mia!" and "Cowabunga!" awaits ya!

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Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

The Many Faces of Space Invaders: A Perfect Fusion of Past and Future

Pacario — Sun, 29 Sep 2019 13:41:58 +0000

Gaming is perhaps the world's most celebrated hobby today, but once upon a time, most hadn't even seen a video game before. What broke that barrier? Many would claim Pong, Pac-Man, Donkey Kong, or Super Mario, but there's another title instrumental to gaming's monstrous success--Taito's Space Invaders. In today's episode, Mr. Pacario examines the crucial influence this one game had on the budding pastime, then cherrypicks its finest sequels.

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Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

The Great Gamer's Quiz, Rapid Fire Showdown--A Bullet Hell Swell of Gaming Trivia

Pacario — Sun, 22 Sep 2019 11:28:58 +0000

'Tis time to test your gaming expertise once again, this time with a Contra-style, machine gun bevy of tricky trivia. In other words, a perfect test while you drive to work, run errands, or are just hanging around bored with your friends. Good luck getting a perfect score, though!

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Saying Goodbye (Again): Remembering the Dreamcast, Lamenting the Past

Pacario — Sun, 15 Sep 2019 13:41:37 +0000

The Dreamcast celebrates its 20th anniversary this month, which means a mountain of memories and some wistful tears for those who know the system well. Hence this brief retrospective, which reminds gamers, one more time, why Sega's final system may well have been its greatest.

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The Weird Career of a Strategy Guide Writer - A Book Review of "The Walkthrough"

Pacario — Sun, 08 Sep 2019 11:19:03 +0000

For twenty years, Doug Walsh was the king of his domain, pumping out over 100 video game strategy guides during the course of his illustrious career. And then, like waking from a dream, it was suddenly over--this off-kilter offshoot of the gaming biz had cast its final secret. Now wincing in the aftermath, Mr. Walsh provides a sobering look into the peculiar world that was the strategy guide industry.

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Them Olden Days of Gaming--Cartridge Blowing, Demo Discs, Passwords, and More!

Pacario — Sun, 01 Sep 2019 13:54:43 +0000

This episode is dedicated to all those who remember blowing into cartridges, fiddling with fussy memory cards, poring over stacks of Nintendo Powers, and completing various other strange, game-related rituals. Yes, for those who remember, this episode will be a sublime flight to the past. And for those who have never touched a cart or written down a password...be prepared to have your minds blown.

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The Great Gamer's Quiz, Sound Test Second Quest--Name the Game, Win the Day!

Pacario — Sun, 25 Aug 2019 11:26:32 +0000

The Great Gamer's Quiz is back on the attack, tasking would-be enthusiasts to prove their gaming expertise. This time, it's all about sound and chime, asking that players strive to remember the title each beat, voice sample, death note, and cinematic diddy originates. It's a test of memory, rapid recall, and focused listening--the perfect challenge for any individual or group of friends anxious to prove their gaming worth. Have fun!

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Mario Maker, Music, Movies, and Minis--Gobs of Gaming News and Garish Gossip

Pacario — Sun, 18 Aug 2019 11:34:01 +0000

This week, it's a scattershot blast of gaming news ranging from Mario Maker masterpieces and Nintendo acting naughty to some encouraging early buzz regarding both the Sega Genesis Mini and the second Angry Birds movie. Fortunately, Mr. Pacario is here to make sense of it all.

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Link's Awakening's Sad Mistake: How the Remake Forsakes the Original's Potential

Pacario — Sun, 11 Aug 2019 11:28:10 +0000

Of all the games in the Zelda franchise, perhaps none contain the same mix of whimsical wonder and tragic, existential dread as the Game Boy's Link's Awakening. Indeed, the game is receiving a Nintendo Switch update for this very reason, but despite packing some plastic, updated graphics, the game seems to be forgetting--or ignoring--what made the original such a standout. Mr. Pacario explores why this newer version may not be the update fans were hoping for.

For more about Link's Awakening's wonders and stumbles, check out Pacario's blog right here: https://www.giantbomb.com/profile/pacario/blog/a-useless-reboot-why-the-new-links-awakening-is-a-/131058/

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Battle of the Sequels--Mario 3 v. Mario World, and Other Most Serious Debates

Pacario — Sun, 04 Aug 2019 11:32:57 +0000

Are sequels usually superior, or inferior, to the originals? For film, the latter is usually the sad reality, but with video games...the answer is not always so easy. Indeed, gamers have long argued the respective merits of a number of gaming duologies, from Mega Man 2 and 3 to Pac-Man and his fairest counterpart. And so, Mr. Pacario enters the fray, examining five sets of classic, controversial gaming pairings in hopes of finally settling the timeless question--which game is truly greater?

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Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

The Great Gamer's Quiz, Musical Mix-Up--Test Your IQ With This Grab Bag of Tunes

Pacario — Sun, 28 Jul 2019 11:25:46 +0000

Another Great Gamer's Quiz enters the fray, this time to test your musical IQ concerning a random assortment of gaming's greatest hits...well, at least mostly! Can you defame your friends by nailing that perfect score, or rather, will you only disgrace yourself? 'Tis time to find out!

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Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

The TurboGrafx-16 Mini: Fated to Fail or Fantasy Fulfilled?

Pacario — Sun, 21 Jul 2019 11:40:21 +0000

Konami has finally unveiled, in full, its upcoming mini console, and the news is both good and bad depending on one's perspective. Mr. Pacario analyzes what's known about the system so far--especially that line-up of "fifty" games--to see whether this really is the sweet machine for which fans have always dreamed. (Second upload due to an error in the original version.)

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Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

YouTube's Top Gaming Gurus--Some Safe Picks From a Looong List

Pacario — Sun, 14 Jul 2019 10:32:37 +0000

While gaming has seen great changes in the 21st century, perhaps the hobby's greatest milestone came from the outside--in other words, YouTube. No other platform has connected gamers, raised controversies, highlighted the obscure, and been the bane of developer and "professional" journalist alike than the Google-owned network. Indeed, the service is a retro-maven's delight, with almost too many gaming channels and personalities to sift through. But no worries! Mr. Pacario is here to share his own fave YouTube celebrities and indie journos!

Check out Pacario's occasionally updated blog here: https://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Pacario

Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

The Great Gamer's Quiz, the 'No Mario 2 in Mario Maker 2?' Edition: Time to Test Your Mario Might...

Pacario — Sun, 07 Jul 2019 11:31:37 +0000

Super Mario Maker 2 is out, but... without Super Mario Bros. 2! What?! Indeed, the beloved dark horse of the franchise is nowhere to be found in Nintendo's newly released sandbox. To better lament its absence, Mr. Pacario is dedicating this latest edition of The Great Gamer's Quiz to everything Mario 2. Can you nail that perfect score? It won't be easy...

Check out Pacario's occasionally updated blog here: https://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Pacario

Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

Saving the Arcade Through Miniaturization--Numskull's Quest to Preserve the Past

Pacario — Fri, 05 Jul 2019 09:52:57 +0000

Forget emulation! How about miniaturization? Indeed, there's a company called Numskull dedicated to preserving that endangered species known as the arcade cab via perfect, immaculate miniature. With Pac-Man already released and several more machines on their way, the arcades of yore are fast returning, albeit in tinier form! Mr. Pacario takes a look at this upcoming line of pristine collectibles.

Numskull's line of "Quarter Arcades" can be found here: http://www.numskull.com/quarter-arcades/

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Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

1 vs. 100, Miiverse and Home--The Forgotten Souls Behind Our Favorite Consoles

Pacario — Sun, 30 Jun 2019 13:51:42 +0000

The gaming systems of today might pack plenty of power, but they definitely lack some of the quirky personality and experimental spirit that made their predecessors so memorable. Feeling wistful, Mr. Pacario glances back at the previous generation, wondering why so many of its creative ideas were ultimately left to wither.

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The Great Gamer's Quiz, Zelda Rendition: A Journey for the Truly Worthy

Pacario — Sun, 23 Jun 2019 10:25:09 +0000

Like The Lord of the Rings and A Game of Thrones, The Legend of Zelda series has its own legion of fans who adore it with an almost religious intensity. Indeed, do you belong amongst the throngs of these true believers, or rather, are you just a passing pretender? The Great Gamer's Quiz holds the answer! It's just like yanking the Master Sword, but in podcast form!

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Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

The Shame of Limited Run Games--Has the Company Forgotten its Reason for Being?

Pacario — Sun, 02 Jun 2019 14:20:47 +0000

Limited Run Games is a noble enterprise, existing to preserve digital-only games by converting them into physical form. And collectors everywhere were pleased...for a while. Yet, growing claims of greedy profiteering and poor customer service has robbed the company of its original prestige. Are things really as bad as they seem? Mr. Pacario analyzes the situation, offering his own unique take on the once righteous startup.

Check out Pacario's blog here: https://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Pacario

Thanks to String Player Gamer (https://www.youtube.com/user/mangdiws) and Smooth McGroove (https://www.youtube.com/user/SmoothMcGroove) for their respective acapella pieces!

Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music.

Grooving Down Melody Lane: A Wistful Medley of Gaming's Musical Past

Pacario — Sun, 26 May 2019 12:05:58 +0000

Everyone says gaming is more than just pretty graphics, and they're right! It's all about the music, too. Indeed, most of history's greatest games are accompanied by some terrific, unforgettable scores. In this episode, we celebrate the Memorial Day holiday with a musical medley of gaming's wondrous past.

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Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

Super Mario Maker 2 and the Sega Genesis Mini: Two Stunning Tributes to Gaming's Storied Past

Pacario — Sun, 19 May 2019 12:56:43 +0000

'Twas a big week in gaming--Nintendo finally shows off its upcoming Super Mario Maker 2, revealing all sorts of goodies, while Sega does the same with its Genesis Mini, unveiling another slew of awesome titles. Although very different products, they're both wonderful explorations of gaming's past. Mr. Pacario ponders the promise of both.

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Thanks to Decktonic (www.decktonic.com) for the cover music

The Great Gamer's Quiz, Normal Setting: Score Five to Survive, Ten to Truly Win!

Pacario — Sun, 12 May 2019 12:35:28 +0000

Welcome to another edition of The Great Gamer's Quiz, that zesty test of everything gaming. Are you anxious to prove your gamer's prowess over your friends? Have a hankering for video game history? Simply bored on the way to work? Then this test is for you! May you make the gaming gods proud.

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Video Game Collecting Tips and Tricks: Sixteen Bits of Sage Advice

Pacario — Sun, 05 May 2019 11:58:30 +0000

Those who collect video games understand all too well the intrinsic pains and pleasures that come with the hobby. Indeed, as vintage games seep deeper into the past--and the number of folk seeking them grows and grows--forming that "perfect" collection can prove both a pricey and intimidating endeavor. Hopefully, these sixteen tips will help collectors great and small to finally procure their own holy grails.

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Thanks to Zuntata for the Darius remix!

What Really Saved Video Games in the Early '80s: The Secret Magic of Scrolling Graphics

Pacario — Sun, 28 Apr 2019 12:34:20 +0000

Today, video games are both the world's most popular pastime and most ubiquitous art form. But long ago, the future of gaming wasn't so certain. Indeed, back during the Crash of '83, many considered the medium passé and even dead. What saved the art that everyone now takes for granted? Many things, but one more than any other: the advent of the scrolling screen. Mr. Pacario explores this magical revolution.

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The Great Gamer's Quiz, Turbo Mode: Think Fast, Listen Hard, and Prove Yourself a Gaming Star

Pacario — Sun, 21 Apr 2019 12:19:23 +0000

The Great Gamer's Quiz returns, here to help you prove your superiority to all those "lesser" and "so-called" gamers out there. This time, players must survive twenty questions spread over four rapid-fire rounds, each containing its own tricky theme. It's a test for the ages...and a pretty fun one, too!

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Mario's Wayward Fate--Are His 2-D Adventures Headed for a Hopeless Dead End?

Pacario — Sun, 14 Apr 2019 16:21:48 +0000

Is Nintendo the King of Creativity? Depends on the series! 3-D Mario games are filled with life and wonder, but the plumber's 2-D outings are decidedly less ambitious. Will the Big N ever give fans the great, 2-D Mario masterpiece they've been pining for since the '90s? Mr. Pacario ponders the situation.

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The Great Gamer's Quiz, Platformer Challenge - Hope You Know More Than Just Mario!

Pacario — Sun, 31 Mar 2019 12:13:33 +0000

Finally, The Great Gamer's Quiz returns, testing your gaming cred as you drive to work, eat a burger, or run laps at the gym. There's more to life than just Mario, indeed, and these questions will reveal just how much you actually know about the platforming genre, and really, about the hobby itself. The gaming gods are watching; do you deserve a spot at their table?

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The Vita v. the 3DS--One Sadly Dead, One Slowly Dying

Pacario — Mon, 25 Mar 2019 13:51:35 +0000

Over the past decade, gamers were treated to some of the best portable gaming the industry had to offer in the form of the slick n' powerful Playstation Vita, and the magical, graphical trickery of the Nintendo 3DS. Sadly, the former is being phased out while the latter isn't far behind. In homage to both, this show's goal is to highlight the best titles each platform has to offer.
Note: Due to some technical snafus, the audio is not at its usual optimum quality. Apologies!

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Homebrew to the Rescue--How NESMaker and Champ Games Resurrect Old Consoles

Pacario — Sun, 17 Mar 2019 12:14:25 +0000

The indie scene is huge amongst gamers now. But long before the term "indie" was coined, there was a similar movement; known as "Homebrew," these talented folks are still creating incredible titles for dead or ancient systems. Here, Mr. Pacario checks out the amazing NESMaker, which allows anyone to be a game developer, and Champ Games, one of the most talented developers in the Homebrew biz!

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NESMaker can be found here: http://www.thenew8bitheroes.com/

Champ Games can be found here: https://www.facebook.com/champdotgames/

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Update: LGR's CHAMProgramming episode is about eight minutes long.

Nintendo's Love/Hate Foray Into Virtual Reality - From the Virtual Boy to Labo VR

Pacario — Sun, 10 Mar 2019 16:09:52 +0000

Nintendo has long flirted with VR technologies, its most notorious attempt being the fascinating "not quite portable, not quite VR" Virtual Boy machine. And now, Nintendo is trying again with its equally quirky Labo VR line of products. Will this end in similar failure? Mr. Pacario explores the history of Virtual Reality itself to find out.

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The Great Gamer's Quiz, Shooter Blitz: Name These Tunes to Prove Your Gamer Muscle

Pacario — Sun, 03 Mar 2019 14:27:38 +0000

The Great Gamer's Quiz returns in this bite-sized quiz to test one's knowledge, and ears, regarding some of history's greatest shoot 'em ups and their respective soundtracks. Indeed, any self-respecting gamer and/or shooter fan should be able to identify a least some the iconic pieces within. Will you prevail...or fail?

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Special Announcement!--The Ultimate Nintendo Guidebook is Coming...and it Looks Awesome!

Pacario — Sun, 24 Feb 2019 14:59:36 +0000

Mr. Pat Contri, known in video game circles as "Pat the NES Punk," has a new book approaching, and it's a doozy! A catalogue of every SNES game ever released in the West, it's a stunning Nintendo tribute with engaging articles, pictures, retrospectives, celebrity pieces, and some cool surprises. Indeed, it might be the greatest book of its kind. And guess what, yours truly, Mr. Pacario, is a contributor! Check out a preview here, then go to the Kickstarter page for even more details: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/contricode/super-nintendo-library-guide-book-of-all-800-snes?ref=discovery_recommendations

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The Link's Awakening Remake and Mario Maker 2: Great News or Reason to Worry?

Pacario — Sun, 17 Feb 2019 13:55:42 +0000

The legendary Link's Awakening is being remade for the Switch, while the Wii U's great success--Super Mario Maker--gets a sequel packing even more zany features. Excellent news, right? Well, probably...but here's why fans of the originals have reason to be a little worried.

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